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Pretty Birds.

I see pretty birds sitting in a tree
Up there, looking down on me
There they sit, twittering on high
From branch to branch they fly
I see bright colours of many a feather
The more birds I see on better weather.
Some have sharp talons, others beady eyes.
They eat nuts and seed, while others catch flies.
A forest is sad without beautiful birds
Just like empty fields without herds
Its lifeless, barren and just so sad
when you see the birds, smile and be glad.
Holly

Holly is a sleuth, break the law, then you’ll see
Oh criminals beware, she’s coming for you
Loves her footballer, friends and family dear
Lily’s make her sneeze through allergies
Yes, those icy blue eyes, x-ray for clues
Workhouse head waitress, a job she adores
A smile, great food and service, she guarantees
Ready to jump into her Mini to save the day
Do you want meet her, she’d love to meet you
UK-USA English

I love the difference in UK/US English
Pants- that’s trousers- no I mean undies
Aubergine- eggplant- eggs don’t grow on trees
I love Autumn- Yes you can’t beat the Fall
Rugby is cool- isn’t that American Football
I’m going on the underground- I’ll take the subway
Use your indicators- I will but its blinkers okay
Here’s the postman- don’t you mean mailman
Lorry- truck at least we both use van
For us it’s the Plough- we say the Big Dip
Want a bag of crisps- hmm I love a potato chip
Nice trainers you’ve got there- no these are sneakers
Oh, it’s an eraser, don’t ask for a rubber on the loud speakers
Writer’s Block.

I always leave a sentence on a blank page
A sentence below the chapter start
When I return, it’s there like a wise sage
Good or bad line, it plays its part
It gets my thoughts going, like a ticking clock
The words soon flow, and away I go
That one sentence beats Writers Block.

Monkey Tree

Stop, look and you will see
A little brown monkey in the tree
He’s the colour of the tree bark
And yet the cutest little lark
Bet he’d like a banana to eat
Maybe he’s come to tickle your feet
Now put that horrendous chainsaw away
Let him know his precious home is okay
The forest and trees are nature’s place
Extinction will come is the we chose to erase
This magical place monkey calls home
So, leave him be like a happy little gnome
Stop, look and you will see
A little brown monkey in the tree
You see, he’s not a bad creature
Being cheeky is his best feature
He simply came down to be your friend
Watch out! He’ll steal a banana before the end
Fear and Phobia
What is something you fear the most?
A spider, darkness, needles or a creepy ghost
Ophidiophobic – snakes – venom, fangs but no slime
Dendrophobia – trees – which? Oak birch or lime
Spectrophobia – creepy mirrors – that’s one of mine
Entomophobia – tiny insects? Come on, you’ll be fine
Pogonophobia – fear of beards – I better shave!
Sexophobia! What? Seriously its real! Oh, do behave!
Triskaidekaphobia – thirteen – unlucky for some
Melissophobia – bees – they are scary when they hum
Acrophobia – heights – better not catch a plane
Aerophobia – yup planes – I’m not yanking your chain
Bibliophobia – books – any excuse to get out of reading
Haemophobia – blood – sure nobody likes bleeding
Nomophobia – no phone signal – oh the horror
Agoraphobia – open spaces – you’ll never be an explorer
Ornithophobia – birds – that’ll be Stephen Kings fault
Claustrophobia – tight spaces – don’t get stuck in a vault
There are hundreds of phobias a person can suffer
Weird or understandable a phobia can make life rougher
Face whatever scare you the most – head on
Fight and beat it and your phobia will be gone
So, what is something you fear the most?
Bats, fires, clowns or is it still the creepy ghost.




































































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All poems Copyright Mason Bushell 2021