“Sometimes I come up with some utter codswallop. I’m sorry but this is one of those times!”
A venerable gentleman in the queue
Along came a lady who took a pew
“Good day, madam. How are you?”
“Fine. Just in for a prescription review.”
“I rattle on the tablets they give.”
“I forget mine. Mind like a sieve.”
“Oh, my dementia’s combative.”
“That doesn’t entitle you to misgive”
“Right you are, madam. You first.”
Off she went preparing for the worst
Reading his paper, he heard an outburst
“That’s not a sausage! It’s a bratwurst!”
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