“Come summer, winter, autumn or spring there’s always something wrong with the weather, isn’t there? No? Must be just us Brits with looking for an excuse to moan! What’s your favourite weather and why – answer in the comments.“
The early bird catches bleedin’ frostbite!
At least if it’s as cold as this morning
Everything was frosted pure white
Oh well, the weatherman did give warning
He said it would get too minus one
I say his thermometers’ full of shite
It was minus-flippin’-ten in the sun!
At least the week’s outlook is bright
Yes, it’ll be warmer and much drier
Hooray! We need a little less rain
the village roads are a flooded mire
The precipitation filled every soddin’ drain
You might think me a grumbling tosspot
However, I’m an Englishman by birth, you see
So, whether the weather is good or not
It’s traditional to complain whilst we drink tea
With the weather getting much nicer
I’ll want to walk along the beach
I’m still packing my bloody de-icer
Happy days! End of my weatherly speech
Thanks for reading, my friends, I really do appreciate it.
Have a great day!