“Sometimes the only answer to a prompt is something daft. I did try a new type of poetry for me . I apologise if this is terrible!”
I wrote this poem for Pensitivity’s Three Things Challenge #452 – Christmas day, Centre, Door
Old Davy loved to get drunk
The alcohol made him a punk
Especially on Christmas day
Last year, he got stuck in a trunk
This year he visited the garden centre
Crashing, he made his bumper benter
“You hit my bloody door!”
The manager became quite the venter
Remember drinking too much beer
Will make Christmas mighty queer
Bring police to the door.
And Davy was a prisoner for a year
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